Oh my dear sweet merciful bouncing dildo on the floor...that was amazing. Its slightly thicker than a can of beer, but dont let that discourage/intimidate you. As a lover of LARGE toys, I was pleasantly surprised at just how long 30" really is. Working it in is tough at first, but worth it. Also, it makes bludgeoneing device for the sadist in us all. Run, dont walk to the shopping cart.